More totally pointless things you'll be glad you know:
Public indecency charges were dropped against a Manhattan protester today after the judge threw out the case for being "too vague" - or as the NYT put it: "too scantily described." [Gothamist]
Two new condom brands went on sale in China - the Clinton and the Lewinsky. "The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," said the manufacturer. "Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man." [AP]
The new iPod Erotica debuts; in related news, Nano's marketing team begins to re-think its "impossibly small" tagline.
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