A Cocktail Party Cheat Sheet:
- Bush Speech: Bush did his speaking-in-tongues thing again yesterday live from New Orleans. Key buzz points:
- See the wreckage? See George's presidency? Connect the dots. Or let the NYT do it for you.
- Bad blue klieg lighting caused Mr. President to look as though he'd stumbled into a David Lynch movie. Oh wait, maybe that's the entire country.
- Karl Rove is in charge of NOLA reconstruction, recovery. [Ed. note: This news so bad/scary, we'll skip the cheap joke.]
- Science: Weekend space hobbyists -- or technically-inclined voyeurs -- can now build and launch their very own satellites into space.
- Nature: Unicorns, Sasquatch be warned: the elusive white giraffe has been photographed at a Tanzania national park. In other wildlife news, the even rarer Alaskan elephant will get his own treadmill to maintain his sleek physique.
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