Missed the Golden Globes?
Here's the official lowdown. Here's some backstory. Here are best and worst photos.
We only caught snippets of the show, but saw enough to know that Natalie Portman was a total knockout, Keira shone and Reese looked adorable in that white Chanel dress.
And we noticed that several starlets had bra emergencies and cleavage issues. 
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Drew Barrymore. Two words: Foundation garments! Two more words: La Perla!
• Gwyneth Paltrow. She's pregnant and elected to wear a something that actually looked more like grandma's table cloth (it belongs in the "what were you thinking?" category. We have no idea what she was doing on stage; we were far too fixated by the bra-strap creeping down her arm. 
• Mariah Carey. It was the Emancipation of Mimi, alright. Or perhaps, the Emancipation of Mimi's mammaries.
• Virginia Madsen. We love you, girlfriend, but not that dress.
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Pamela Anderson. We don't know what to make of this dress, but we can only assume that her breasts have gone into mourning. 
• Scarlett Johannson. We weren't crazy about the Farrah hair or hooker red dress, even though we love Scarlett. Apparently, this guy likes her too. [via The Superficial.]
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